Help! I Need a Babysitter!

New Mom, Who Dis? Season 1, Episode 2

Be honest, when’s the last time you went out? And I don’t mean out to the grocery store or out to Storytime at the library – I’m talking out-out. Like Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur OUT.

I used to have a social life: Hollywood parties, Vegas weekends, Backstreet Boys concerts (did that last one make me seem MORE or less cool?) Then, I had twins and I HAVEN’T GONE OUT SINCE. But that’s all about to change. My marriage, my health, and my personal sanity depend on it.

That’s why, in this episode of New Mom, Who Dis? I’m looking for a babysitter. I posted a REAL ad online and interviewed the REAL candidates who replied to it. Stephanie, Cheyenne, Maya, Sophie, Ariana – all names of kids clearly born in the 00’s – take a turn in the hot seat as they interview for the role of a lifetime: the opportunity to babysit MY kids.

So, who should I pick…?

The candidate who’s in it for the money?

The babysitter who wants to ‘improve’ my Instagram page?

Or, the candidate with the MOST experience: the girl who has two cats.

Watch, and tell me what you think! And WARNING: This episode of New Mom, Who Dis? WILL make you feel old.